I pulled up on this busty chick on the street with my favorite go-to line: Have you seen my lost pooch? It works like a charm because girls love pups. I said my yellow lab “Lily” got lost and that grabbed her attention. As the petite blonde latina approached my car, she caught a glimpse of my man meat. I was jerking my uncircumcised cock without shame and she was impressed. She told me I have a really nice dick, which was not news to me. She said she hasn’t seen the pup, which makes sense ‘cause Lily doesn’t fucking exist. But I kept jerking off and she kept watching. She asked if I do this often. Fuck yeah, I do. She was at a loss for words. I asked in my fucked up ass English if she could watch me finish, but then she started to walk away. I called her back. I assured her I was almost done. She agreed. She told me I was crazy. I’m not. I’m just a deviant.

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